What has your phone seen?

 BREAKING NEWS: Your Phone Has Seen Things It Can’t Unsee 📱😬

Scientists (okay, fine—people on the internet) have confirmed that the average person unlocks their phone 96 times a day. The other 4 times? Your phone unlocks you… emotionally.

Here’s a quick recap of what your phone has witnessed today:

• You opening the fridge, closing it, and reopening it like new food might spawn.
• You typing “haha” with a completely straight face.
• You rereading a message you sent 7 years ago and physically cringing.
• You checking your notifications immediately after checking your notifications.
• You watching a 9-second video for 47 minutes because “one more won’t hurt.”

And let’s talk about social media confidence for a second.

Online you’re:
🔥 Hilarious
🔥 Witty
🔥 Emotionally unavailable

In real life you’re:
“Sorry—what?”
“Can you repeat that?”
“I didn’t expect eye contact.”

Also, shoutout to everyone who posts “Living my best life” while sitting on the couch in sweatpants, eating snacks straight from the bag like a raccoon with Wi-Fi.

Remember:
• You don’t need to reply immediately
• You don’t need to explain yourself
• And you definitely don’t need to start a podcast

Stay hydrated. Charge your phone. Delete that draft.
And if you laughed—congrats. Your phone wins today. 😌📲

#Relatable #InternetLife #SendHelp #WhyAmILikeThis

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