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A funny, brutally honest, comic-book-style guide to getting paid online
Welcome to the modern gold rush — where everyone claims they’re making $10,000 a month from their phone, yet somehow you’re still broke, tired, and arguing with an algorithm named “For You.”
This blog ranks 25 real ways to make money on social media, ordered from easiest to hardest, with zero guru fluff. Think of this as a comic book progression: you start as a confused side character… and maybe end up as a slightly less confused main character.
These are the “I could do this in my pajamas” methods.
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Post links. Hope strangers click them. Repeat.
No inventory. No customer support. Just vibes and URLs.
Get paid when people sign up — even if they buy nothing.
The laziest form of capitalism.
Have followers? Rent them out for 24 hours.
Ethically questionable? Sometimes. Easy? Extremely.
Quotes. Memes. Motivation. Zero personality required.
Perfect for introverts and people who hate cameras.
“Buy me a coffee” energy.
Surprisingly effective if people like you or feel bad for you.
Take pics. Upload them. Forget about them.
One day: $2.17 earned. Celebration ensues.
You’re trying now. The algorithm senses fear.
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You don’t need followers — just the ability to look enthusiastic about shampoo.
Buy things. Talk about them. Accidentally become an unpaid spokesperson.
Talk to strangers in real time while cartoon roses fly at your head.
E-books, guides, templates.
Create once. Sell forever. Ignore refunds.
Slap jokes on shirts.
Learn very quickly that not everyone wants your humor on fabric.
Exclusive posts for your “real fans.”
By real fans, we mean 12 loyal legends.
You’re committed. You’re tired. You’re learning analytics.
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You go viral once. Earn $4.23.
The dream remains alive.
Brands pay you — but want revisions. Many revisions.
Ongoing partnerships that feel like a relationship but with contracts.
Editing, writing, design — you are now the product.
Posting for businesses who think hashtags are magic spells.
Build a list. Nurture it. Protect it like a digital baby.
You are now a full-time internet person.
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Write endlessly. Monetize slowly. Develop wrist pain.
People expect answers.
You Google half of them.
Film everything twice.
Realize you hate your own voice.
Customer support emails will haunt your dreams.
High highs. Low lows. Confusing Discord servers.
Chop podcasts into clips like a digital butcher.
Grow. Flip. Repeat.
Stress level: maximum. Profit potential: also maximum.
There is no “easy money”, but there is simpler money.
The smartest move?
👉 Start in Easy Mode
👉 Build skills in Normal Mode
👉 Graduate only if your sanity survives
Most people quit before Level 2.
The ones who don’t? They’re not magical — just stubborn.
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